sometimes i have unfortunate happenings in my life. as a matter of fact; i think i am a magnet for these happenings.
last Sunday, my family all went to one of my sister’s church because their family had a huge announcement and they wanted us there for it. so i’m sitting next to my husband listening to what’s being said i begin to feel rumblings in my stomach. so i get up to use the restroom; which happens to be way over on the other side of the church!!
so i make it to the bathroom and do my little ritual that i do when i use a public restroom. (putting toilet paper all over the seat) when i stand up, the toilet paper (that happens to be thinner than air) is now stuck to my backside and legs. As i’m pulling the pieces of tp off: i look on the floor. there……on the floor…..under my shoe, is a piece of toilet paper that i used to wipe myself with!!!! omgoodness!!! seriously….why do these things happen to me?
so my good shoes now had crap on them!!! i waited for the ladies to leave the bathroom and emerged ready to clean my shoes. i scrubbed them till they glistened and put them on and went back to my seat…….with no one the wiser!